| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 39,154,473 | 4,324 | 1,548 | 113 |
 Attack | 1,506,505 | 10,997 | 77 | 5 |
 Defence | 5,462,612 | 3,068 | 90 | 10 |
 Strength | 1,314,075 | 23,659 | 75 | 4 |
 Hitpoints | 3,171,275 | 12,127 | 84 | 0 |
 Ranged | 763,900 | 24,098 | 70 | 1 |
 Prayer | 752,732 | 5,620 | 70 | 1 |
 Magic | 1,168,348 | 16,510 | 74 | 0 |
 Cooking | 5,456,872 | 2,700 | 90 | 11 |
 Woodcutting | 918,057 | 11,248 | 72 | 11 |
 Fletching | 13,640,868 | 608 | 99 | 0 |
 Fishing | 740,739 | 9,531 | 70 | 13 |
 Firemaking | 2,241,539 | 439 | 81 | 7 |
 Crafting | 223,737 | 15,087 | 57 | 4 |
 Smithing | 452,643 | 4,109 | 65 | 2 |
 Mining | 168,275 | 16,625 | 55 | 6 |
 Herblore | 182,947 | 11,351 | 55 | 1 |
 Agility | 216,329 | 11,978 | 57 | 3 |
 Thieving | 149,246 | 12,867 | 53 | 6 |
 Slayer | 244,551 | 16,767 | 58 | 20 |
 Farming | 84,275 | 10,014 | 48 | 1 |
 Runecrafting | 114,123 | 6,662 | 51 | 6 |
 Hunter | 75,307 | 9,840 | 47 | 1 |
 Construction | 105,518 | 8,784 | 50 | 2 |
 EHP | 113 | 11339 |
Most recent stats for Zoidberg Phd at least 10 years, and 2 months ago; before March 28, 2014, 4:31 AM
Stats recorded at March 28, 2014, 4:31 AM
Stats recorded at March 28, 2014, 4:31 AM
